Abstinence is NOT the Answer

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When going on dates, I am very selective about which online personals ads I find them on. If I’m looking for a casual hookup, I just hit up the sex personals. Although, if I’m seeking a connection with someone, I tend to stay away from the ads and go for sites that offer love and passion as their incentives to join. So I met this woman a few months back and she seemed perfect to me. I wanted to whine and dine her and I even took her out on a few dates before I even tried to feel her up.

However, when we got to date three and I tried to feel how big her bra cup size was, she freaked out. She told me she was the dreaded “C” word. No, it’s not the word you’re thinking: Celibate. Seriously, what the fuck?

Who the hell wants to be celibate these days unless you’re an ignorant Bible thumper? I understand ladies, if you want to take things slow, but let’s get real here: there’s no way you will be able to have the lasting connection you want with a man without having sex.

Sex is great for a relationship. It’s needed at least three times a week to maintain a healthy one. It makes us want to listen to the annoying anecdotes of your day and makes us want to send you those mushy texts you love so much. If you take sex out of the equation, then you’re taking your love life with it.

We were put on this Earth to fuck. Plain and simple. If you think abstaining from doing something that is perfectly natural is healthy for you, then you are wrong. Also, you are most likely a hypocrite because most ladies I know that “claim” to be celibate also are the biggest cocksuckers I’ve ever met. Seriously, Al Swearengen from Deadwood would be proud.



Having sex does not make you a whore and abstaining from it will not guarantee you avoiding a broken heart either. Life is too short to be a dry humping prude. Just saying.
Début de l'événement 13.12.2022
Fin de l'événement 13.12.2022